Long time, no update! Summer is finally here, and we just got back from taking Jesus to the lake to go swimming. You know, he's been on good behavior lately, I think I'll let him off punishment. What do you people think?
Oh bloody Hell, I'm God... Why do I care what YOU think?
I haven't answered any prayers since last year, and Jesus is in the midst of setting up a Facebook so you blokes can reach us there instead of getting on your knees. That's so BC era. On that note, I am going to retire and let my Son take over the business. I need a nice, long vacation.
I'm getting too old, and my body can barely handle all the stress anymore.
Perhaps I'm a bit cynical these days, and I get a kick out of causing lots of traffic jams for the wankers rushing to work in the morning, using my name in vain... Hee hee hee!!
Well, time to go finish packing and take a nice hot bath... I finally found time to try out this new soap-on-a-roap that I bought at the Dollar Store. Then, off to the Caribbean I go!
Now, if I could find the charger to my iPod and my damn Coppertone suntan lotion...